Oh dear, oh my, what is wrong with my fellow citizens? Are you all feeling all right? No one is out to get you. I am sure. If anyone needs some protection, do ask~ I'll protect you all from harm.

How did my room become such a mess? I really should cleaning but I have this urge to study.

Let's all strive towards perfection, yes?

[ooc; Affected? Yes.]

Hey. Has anybody told you guys and your zombie buddies that you all stink like hell?

Go shower or something before the birds start droppin' from the sky.

Got it? Good.

adlkfja;dklfjskjf

The hell?

I'm back here again? I still need to beat the crap out of that bastard.

HELLO CITIZENS OF THE CITY, IKKI IS BACK.

a;diojf--

A CROW...THING...JUST FLEW INTO MY FACE?! Great, now it's in my hair. Che, guess you can stay up there, snow-thing.

...

I deem you Kuu Jr.! Follow me well.

[ooc; ...guess who's finally back? lD]

IKKI'S BRINGIN' SEXY BACK YO!

Do you see these babies? They're fuckin huge. AHAHAHAHAHAHA~

Oh shi--...OW...OW...MY STOMACH HURTS...OW! PAIN YOU WILL NOT CONQUER THE GOD.

SHITFUCK! I'm on my period?! Owowowowowowowow

Uh, LADIES? GORGEOUS BABES, HELP A FELLOW CHICK OUT? PLEASE?

Immableedingeverywhere!!

[ooc; Well...Ikki got gender-reversal and is looking like this aka Benkei~ ♥. And yes, Ikki's on his her period for the first time ever. Major cramps and has no idea what a pad is. Please help? ♥]

BANANAS!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S! They're so lovely and beautiful~ ♥ Oh how I love you~

SO MUCH LOVE FROM THE SKY! SKY, I LOVE YOU SO MU--

[Sound of a large smack and something smashed open]

OW. The hell was that? Oh my fucking god...you've got to be shitting me...

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! RUNNNNN!!

WATERMELONS!!!!!!

[More splattering in the background]

[ooc: screw candy and kittens.]

KAZU?! falkdfj;akldfjlkfj WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

Dangit, I think he fucking left us. That bastard.

Watch me properly devirginize your apartment. Weneedtogetmorebananas.

And just so you know, Shark Bastard, I had more balls than you.

Ikki 1
Shark Bastard -13o434340983749347ud;adfu918734

>:D

[ soft muttering and then a rustle as he moves ]

Simca-san...mrm...soft...mmm~

Wait...Kururu?!

[ooc: Ikki's chained to Kururu~ ♥]

The good Lord sees what you did there.

You should all be ashamed for being so sinful. Shame. Shame.

Chastity is good for your souls kids.

KAMIKAZE~!

Holy crap, this smell. My spider senses are tingling! BLOOD?! I wonder if this is what it feels like when girls pms~

[ooc: Ikki...just dived in. Because he's not scared of a blob. HI MISTER BLOB~ ♥]

Shit. shitshitshitshitshit.

NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I CA-- NO.

I'M FUCKING STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE!

nononononononononono. I can't be...I can't...this feeling...IT'S FOR GIRLS...NO...NOT...

Akito...

KAZHU! MY TONGUE! ITHS THUCK! AHHHHHHHHH!!

IT WON'T COME OTH! HELTHP!

OWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW!

[ooc: Well, someone had to lick the pole. At least he's not alone. Kazu's stuck too. BFF~ LOL]

PIKACHU! LET'S GO!

We gotta go catch 'em all. I got my balls ready.

[ooc: Guess who's a wannabe pokemon-master?]

First off:
Stay away from the fucking tree and its cherry shit.

Secondly:
Kazu, movie night. Now. And you better not have eaten the cherry shit.

The underground monsters really need to stop eating my bananas. THEY'RE MINE. NOT YOURS.

Well, shit.

GUESS WHO'S BACK? ♥

You're shitting me...

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE ATS. STEP BACK. BACK UP ALL THE-- Ou~ Bananas~ ♥

[ooc: Here's some Ikki for you. He'll be disappearing tonight.]

I wake up, and find books all over my bed. Books.

What is this crap doing on my bed? This is some sick joke. I don't need to know "Photosynthesis: Let's Make Food!" or "The Sun, A Nuclear Furnace" OR "3678 Ways to Tie Your Shoelaces" AT ALL. OR ANY OF THE OTHER BOOKS ON MY BED. What the hell? There's even textbooks.

I need a good read.

...

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

WHERE HAS THE PRON GONE?!

edit; DS. Give it back. kthx.

Kogarasumaru. ASSEMBLE!

Kururu-chan~ You might want to come too? ♥

It's about the sacrifice shit.

[ooc: Strikes...completely hackable. He's not good with that type of thing...really...ISHOULDBEDOINGHW]

HOLY SHIT! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

WHAT'S THIS BUTTON DO?!

*beep*

=CRASH=

Oh...whoops...AHAH! WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?!

=Explosion in the background=

Hope that wasn't important. HAHAH! IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZERS!

[ooc: Ikki got Ingram's mech.]

Ignore the fucking pms water and come play games.

Your Great Ikki-sama commands you.